Feeling sad? If yes, I have the perfect cure. Laughter!! In this post, I am going to share 20 of my most favorite jokes!-

1.What’s a shark’s favourite game?

Bite and seek!

2.What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek!

3. What did the magnet say to the other magnet?

I find you very attractive!

4. What did one snowman say to the other?

Have an ice day! [ try saying it aloud]

5.What do you say to a panicking snowman?

  Chill, bro!

6.What did two knives say to each other?

You look very sharp!

7.Which is the most dangerous star?

A shooting star!

8.TEACHER-If I had seven watermelons in one hand, and 12 watermelons in the other, how many do I have in total?

Student- Very big hands!

9. Why did the 1-armed chicken cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop!

10.  Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7,8,9!

(If you make 8 an English word, it becomes, seven ate nine!)

11. Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast!

12. Which is the tallest building in the world?

The library because it has so many stories!

13. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

(That’s the answer because honey is super sticky!)

14. A sandwich walks into a bar and orders food, but the bartender says, we don’t serve food here!

15. Which is the day when most twins are born?

Twos-day!

16.  Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

17. Were do cows go to relax?

To the moo-vies.

18. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

19. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle working? I’ve been knocking for a long time!

20. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Aww, don’t cry! It’s only a joke!